Smile! It's Wednesday. The
week is half over. The weekend is a coming!
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What do you call a bear
without teeth? A gummy bear. (No groaning allowed!)
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If at first you don't succeed…skydiving
isn't for you.
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A fact of life: Some days you
are the pigeon, some days you are the statue.
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Everybody is somebody else's
weirdo.
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Eat one live cricket for
breakfast each morning, and you'll be assured that nothing worse could happen
to you for 24 hours.
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If it weren't for the last
minute, nothing would get done. Except for people who have this problem:
Here's wishing you a Happy Hump Day!