Showing posts with label Funny Quotes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny Quotes. Show all posts
Get Your Giggle On! It's Hump Day!
Smile! It's Wednesday. The
week is half over. The weekend is a coming!
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What do you call a bear
without teeth? A gummy bear. (No groaning allowed!)
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If at first you don't succeed…skydiving
isn't for you.
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A fact of life: Some days you
are the pigeon, some days you are the statue.
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Everybody is somebody else's
weirdo.
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Eat one live cricket for
breakfast each morning, and you'll be assured that nothing worse could happen
to you for 24 hours.
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If it weren't for the last
minute, nothing would get done. Except for people who have this problem:
Here's wishing you a Happy Hump Day!
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