Then there was the pair of underwear. Wait? What? I can hear you asking, did you say underwear? I did.
Did some runner become overheated? Or did some teenager become...overheated? And come laundry day, was his mother going to wonder where her son's boxers disappeared to?
It's such a shame that my pondering of Human Nature took my focus off Mother Nature.
(I just let my husband read this. His question was, "Were they my size?")